A small stone statuette, depicting either a man shaped like a key or a key with feet.
Twenty yards of velvet, brushed against the nap and sprayed with a fixative.
A rubber mallet with a handle that was broken and badly repaired with electrician's tape.
A Philco television set, circa 1954, filled with goldfish bones.
Five taxidermic shrews, posed in a standing ring around a cup filled with very sharp red pencils.
A scrapbook full of clippings about Egyptian railway disasters. Marginalia in what appears to be Armenian.
A long playing record of hog calls, badly scratched.
An oil painting of a woman in a hoop skirt being menaced by a water spaniel.
A ten gallon glass jar. Empty, but smells of cucumbers and cinnamon.
A complete set of National Professional Soccer League cards from 1986, in uncut sheets (one per team).
A gold pocket watch, partially dipped in what appears to be creosote.
A bag of flaky black powder, certified to be the decomposed remains of a nitrate stock print of London After Midnight.
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Item 5 is appealing to me, if ever you wish to part ways with it, I would make a generous offer.
A complete set of National Professional Soccer League cards from 1986, in uncut sheets (one per team).
Are you selling this?
bil707@yahoo.com
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